If you cross the " North Korean " border illegally, 
you get ..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison ..... 

If you cross the " Iranian " border illegally,

you get ..... detained indefinitely ..... 

If you cross the " Afghan " border illegally,

you get ..... shot ..... 

If you cross the " Saudi Arabian " border illegally, 
you get ..... jailed ..... 

If you cross the " Chinese " border illegally, you 
get ..... kidnapped and may be never heard of - again ..... 

If you cross the " Venezuelan " border illegally,

you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed ..... 

If you cross the " Cuban " border illegally, you get 
..... thrown into a political prison to rot ..... 

If you cross the " British " border illegally,

you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence ..... 

Now ..... if you were to cross the " Indian " border illegally,

you get ..... 

1. A ration card 

2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! ) 

3. A driver's licence 

4. A voter identity card 

5. Credit cards 

6. A Haj subsidy 

7. Job reservation 

8. Special privileges for minorities 

9. Government housing on subsidized rent 

10. Loan to buy a house 

11. Free education 

12. Free health care 

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch of media 
morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause " 

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have 
not heard about in your own country ! 

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt 
politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing 
your votes !!! 

16. and right to fight election for MLA or MP