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காசு கொடுக்காமலே அப்பிளிகேஷன் Form வாங்கலாம், ஆனால் நாம காசு கொடுத்தாக் கூட இந்த Forum க்கு ஆள் சேக்க முடியுமா? இது தான் வாழ்க்கை. :)

ippadi neenga ellam senthu superaa kalakkuna enna vena mudiyum.

shanthi

inthamathiri konjam englishla kadiyungalen. kids enjoy pannumla...

Singaram

Sing,

Here are some jokes which I read recenly

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes
it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his
flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table
and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He
hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a
birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The
burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys
"THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was
wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the
problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out,
the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start
writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
 

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV,
the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He
replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it
down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."
 

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had
better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can
remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied,
"Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so
you better write it down."
 

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I
can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes
he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She
stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it
down! You forgot my toast!"
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A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps
gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please,
sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in
several days."
 

The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for
people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go
around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If
you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."
 

So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door.
The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will
bring your meal right in."
 

The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think
you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW."
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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral
and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically
said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd
brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the
mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the
lightning bolt hit him.
 

She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought
especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a
minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly
take him out and get him changed in that amount of time.
 

The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a
very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right
back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.
 

After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on
the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been
able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said,
"Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room
and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch
heads!
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Pal - Super 'O' Super, keep posting ...

You are one of the active member in forum so you deserve an award and award is .....

Folks suggest an award/pattam for Pal

Great tamil & english jokes...

Good one Pal..

எல்லாம் வல்ல இரைவா எங்கல இந்த கடி மன்னர் இடமிருந்து காப்பாத்து....

AWARD/PATTAM for Pal : " KADI MANNAR PAANA LAANA'

Another good one

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ஆசிரியர்: எவன் ஒருவனால் ஒரு விசயத்தை மற்றவர்களுக்கு புரிய வைக்க
முடியவில்லையோ அவன் ஒரு முட்டாள்...
மாணவர்கள்: புரியல சார்...

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மனைவி கணவனுக்கு இலக்கணம் சொல்லி கொடுக்கிறாள்.
மனைவி: நான் ரொம்ப அழகு... இது என்ன காலம்? (Tense)
கணவன்: அது ஒரு இறந்த காலம்....

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லவ் லட்டருக்கும், எக்ஸாம்’க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?
லவ் லெட்டர்: மனசுக்குள்ள நிறைய இருக்கும்.. ஆனா எழுத வராது...
எக்ஸாம்: மனசுக்குள்ள ஒண்ணுமே இருக்காது... ஆனா நிறைய எழுதுவோம்...* **எப்பூடி*
 

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 நம்ம சூப்பர் ஸ்டார் சாப்ட்வேர் என்ஜினியராக ஒரு படத்தில் நடித்தால்
பன்ச் டயலாக் எப்படி இருக்கும்?
 

* J to the A to the V to the A --- JAVA
* கண்ணா... வைரஸ் தான் கூட்டமா வரும். ஆண்ட்டி வைரஸ் சிங்கில்’லாத்தான் வரும்.
* C க்கு அப்புறம் C++... எனக்கு அப்புறம் NO++*
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Pal,

supero super, especially the virus one, a perfect punch from our super star

கண்ணா... வைரஸ் தான் கூட்டமா வரும். ஆண்ட்டி வைரஸ் சிங்கில்’லாத்தான் வரும்.

I think achi.org should dedicate a page or a block in home page to cover  Pal Jokes. As Malai, suggested, we shall name it as PAANA LAANA....

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: "I hit him in the eye yesterday".

The Query: What is this word?
 

The Answer: The word is "ONLY".
 

The Message:
 

1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
 

2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (I did not slap him.)
 

3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
 

4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
 

5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
 

6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye.)
 

7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
 

8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)

WRONG EMAIL:

LOL.